Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

by Russell Dust December 15, 2019

glory whores

Women on reality shows like The Bachelor who are more into becoming known from being on tv than the actual object of the show.

She got him then broke up with him after the show...what glory whores.

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Glory Greatest

Another name for the country Arstotzka, as it is GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

Person: Arstotzka is GLORY GREATEST

by TechNerd22 November 26, 2021

Balls to glory

Jennifer nelson

Balls to glory izzy Murphy and sarah feely are bloody fit

by Lordlorf December 7, 2021

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003

glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008