Gaff

Primarily used by scousers(citizens of Liverpool), to describe a gathering in which friends come together to consume drugs.

Get to ar's for a gaff, got the lemo (cocain) on route.

by LBM123456 March 18, 2022

Gaff

Gaff is northern slang for someone’s home, mainly used in Manchester, England.

Gaff = house

“Where have you been?” “I’ve been at Mark’s Gaff”

“There’s a party at Mark’s gaff tonight”

by M889 May 30, 2018

gaff

When the topic is too funny, unbelievable or GAD to be real

Babb: Low me wid 10k boy keitaro
Keitaro: THAT IS HEAVY GAFF BABB

by RatWidDaToolie January 30, 2022

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 03, 2022

Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 25, 2022

gaff-on

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

by cbowling April 19, 2009

Gaffe

As of 2023, “gaffes” is the word the mainstream news media now use to describe the incoherent, nonsensical ramblings of an octogenarian white male with late-stage dementia with an IQ that was well below average prior to the onset of dementia.

For example, one of Joe Biden’s many “gaffes” include his statement: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build it in…in Angola…We have plans to build one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script, and I’m going to get in trouble.”

by Hunter Biden’s Crack Pipe June 16, 2023