funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

funkyliscious

To be cool or groovy. Refers to a person or item.

That chocolate was funkyliscious.

You look funkyliscious.

by Captain Rammstein April 23, 2008

Fugly Friday

A Friday in which all the women/girls at your school/office/campus are too stressed out and tired to dress well or wear any makeup.

"dude, i had no idea Jessica had that much acne"
" ya brah, fugly friday, she didn't wear the usual pound of makeup"

by Jaevck April 24, 2010

Fudly dud

to shit on one's chest and consume it with a bendy straw

oh i'd so do a fudly dud on that ho over there

by zazy z December 22, 2010

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

Funky Trumpet

When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.

Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.

by poon_lord September 22, 2015

fully fucked

When a situation gets out of hand and impossible to recover from.
Originated from: Sri Lanka

We have not released the freight and the last free day is today; this shipment is fully fucked.

by Bigupzz November 23, 2016