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Today while driving my new VZ Commodore i drove past 20 shitty Flawed Falcons stranded on the side of the road.
by Someone Else March 17, 2005
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Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.
The Mondeo would be a good replacement for the Taurus.
by Jon May 22, 2003
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Cars designed for shirt-lifters
love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!
by george December 21, 2003
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man all you idiots are so stupid ford's arent as bad as you all make them out to be. what a clee-shay
by noneedforaname February 02, 2004
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A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!
Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure
by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003
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Fag Opens Rear Daily
I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.
by May 25, 2003
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Driver Returns On Foot

it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump
Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill
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