Fonding

Fonding is the act of or the art of male bonding whilst surfing and enjoying a light snack consisting exclusively of chocolate fondue.
Courtesy of the brain of Ricky

Yeah, watching the sunrise and eating those chocolate covered strawberries was some great fonding time on the Costa Rica trip

by Ryan Dent July 25, 2007

Folding

The beautiful sport of pleasuring oneself between the folds of blubber covering a fat chick...

"Man...folding totally rules...like screwing a chick with a thousand makeshift vaginas..."

by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008

folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020

forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.

The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.

by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018

folding cake

Folding dat ass
Or

Folding dat asssss

I once got caught folding cake in Cambodia.

by big playa 97 June 21, 2016

Folding Dishes

Code for jerking off

"hold on I'm folding dishes"

by Chia_3690 October 19, 2021