Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011

Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?

by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017

flofoffle

1 male plays with his foreskin and uses his other hand to play with another man's penis while a girl uses 2 fingers on each hand to finger bang both the males anus

Howdy boss,what happened when you took that girl home from the club last night.
It was insane! her boyfriend followed us to my house and we ended up doing a flofoffle.

by positive.positions03 June 4, 2021

floflopugh

Really cool mutual that we all love on tiktok! If u hate them you just need to stfu they are the best <33

floflopugh- omg I'm cool
Us - yes ofc u are!!!

by bestmutual August 11, 2021

sneaky floater

that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole

I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.

by Coreykills June 14, 2015

Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.

Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."

by InRalphLauren August 15, 2015