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Sergeant Slaughter

A Woman with that hunger for giving oral sex and having a pure fixation for giving!
Ayo! I can’t make it I’m going to catch up with Sergeant Slaughter I need to give her what she wants and honestly I need some or her head game because it’s A-1
by King Renzo June 12, 2021
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Peyton Slaughterback

A student that goes to Mitchell Junior High School in Mitchell, Indiana. No one really enjoys being around him, and when they are they bully him. He is incredibly stupid and dumb. No one cares for him, not even his parents.
Dude, I´m in a group with fucking Peyton Slaughterback.
by AustinYouKnowEXACTLYWhoIAm October 17, 2022
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kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious
A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.
by joe725 April 26, 2008
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Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
by nitram June 3, 2018
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slaughter

1. A town in Texas which, contrary to its name, has never had a single homocide.

2. You can't spell it without "Laughter."
1. Nobody got killed there.

2. "You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter!"
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Claughter

When a person laughs so much, they start clapping.
*Comedian tells a funny joke*

John: OH MY GOD! LOL! *starts laughing and clapping*

Mike: Dude... claughter is so stupid, let the comedian finish his routine.
by Rachgotthis November 4, 2009
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Tod Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.
1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
by Olli Phillips December 12, 2008
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