Dirty Flapjack

1)Yes, wake up, spin your flapjack once too many, the floor it goes. flapjack

2)Porn person, usually has love for the pancake song.. pancake song

3)Someone saying dirty random things. random
Dude1: Hey, where's my flapjack?
Dude2:It's dirty.. 0_0 *sings pancake song*
Dude1:Well arn't you a dirty flapjack..
Or you just plain flipped your flapjack out of the skillet.
by dolphinsandskittlez September 09, 2010
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kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.
"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC
by thenatas May 09, 2004
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Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make
by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009
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Carolina Flapjack

When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.
by tehaudistarr February 22, 2008
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Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.
This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.
by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003
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The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.
Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.
by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019
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Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015
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