flapjack

lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back

Harold flapjacked in bed.

by sombodiididididid January 3, 2011

kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.

"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC

by thenatas May 8, 2004

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Flapjacker

Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.

synonym:

pancake

"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."

"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"

by Lime Beard November 19, 2009

Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make

"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"

by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009

Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked

"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?

by Chungarock January 3, 2011

Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.

She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.

by paintballisgay October 5, 2006

Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.

I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007