fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.

1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

by Hanz Jude Reichler August 16, 2022

Rally Flaggin'

The act of running, sprinting, or accelerating at a fast speed while naked with a dildo hanging from between your ass cheeks

Look at that drunk homosexual! he sure is Rally Flaggin' right now

by Cool Guy Anal 17 January 22, 2019

tongue flogging

To vigorously move your tongue over genitals or anus.

Daniel really gave his wife’s asshole a tongue flogging lastnight!!

by Rwhaha November 7, 2019

Flanging

The art of scissoring, performed by males. When two males interlock legs and rub genitals for the purpose of sexual satisfaction.

Jeremy thought it was just another business meeting, but he found himself flanging in the boss' office.

by Drummerboy85 April 4, 2017

Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011

Flogging Molly Mouthwash

Drinking so much at a Flogging Molly concert that you puke into your own mouth, swallow it down again, and continue to party your irish-loving face off.

Did you smell that chick's breath? Smells like someone used some Flogging Molly mouthwash.

by The Selfish Man November 6, 2012

Flanging

To flap like an uncoordinated octopus.

STOP your flanging IMRIE, its making our canoe very unstable.

by asatire July 4, 2015