Feachurning

The act of incessantly churning out software features that nobody ever asked for under the delusion that that is the solution to all problems ever. Often, such features are solutions looking for problems. It is usually seen in software companies where the person or people in charge are so far detached from reality that their lack of intuitive understanding of the problem space and ignorance manifest as a never ending stream of pointless features, generally on the UI, that slowly corrode the software.

I wish the flashlight app stopped feachurning to become a social network, payments, banking, and crypto trading app, all rolled into one.

by NondelusionalSoftware January 17, 2022

Air Feltch

When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth

Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.

by TheSoftestBalls January 1, 2021

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

occurs every 5 rounds to scare the living cum out of the grown man

p1: lets goo finnaly i got box door
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS"
p1: oh shit i got no points, FUCK

by mexicanfoxnigga April 19, 2021

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Feichtenschlager

A Feichtenschlager is a person who hates children and is born from the seed of satan himself
If you ever meet a feichtenschlager run as fast as you can

While I was going home a feichtenschlager tried to steal my soul

by Sun coffee August 30, 2021

go... fetch a chicken

An expression taken from Angelica Houston in Ever After. Used when there is nothing else to be said or done.

Peter: Hm... so what else should I do?
David: Go... fetch a chicken.

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

fecchi

Fecchi = Foxgirls + Ecchi. A subset of ecchi is dedicated to sexy foxgirls.

I am really into fecchi.

by I_dont_have_foxgirl_addiction March 17, 2022