Fecal Face Fuck

When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.

Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"

by Elohdaeh April 21, 2009

fecal-faced

A more PC way to say shit-faced, for when one would prefer not to swear. It means extremely drunk.

John: "Duuuuude. Last night I consumed a considerable quantity of ethanol. I mean I was totally shit-faced."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D June 19, 2011

fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

Felange

Something that saved the show "Friends" because was broken on the plane. There is no such piece on an airplane called a felange.....yea well tell that to Phoebe Buffay.

"I have this bad feeling about your plane ride. You have to get off...because the........felange....is um broken!¡!

by Jake's Girl May 27, 2004

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

fecal exchange

When you take a clear plastic tube and sick it in your ass and the other end into your partners ass. Then shit so it goes up into your partners ass. Your partner then shits it back into your ass.

Brent wanted to get freaky last night so he gave Gabby a fecal exchange.

Fecal exchanges are so hot right now.

by J Clark June 22, 2006

Fecal Frank

The act of pooping into a hot dog bun and putting condiments on the poo that has now become a fecal frank. Can leave one at a BBQ for people to find.

Oh man can I have that burnt sausage. No thats a fecal frank don't bite it.

by Genkino November 28, 2006