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fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.
Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".
by Jazpah January 4, 2010
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Auto Fellatio

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.
*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!
by Delicious Nuggets April 12, 2009
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Felato

Often confused with gelato, it is known as getting the sloppy succ
Chris loves a good felato
by Jo baw March 21, 2017
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Felation

Fellatio performed improperly where the girl takes the term 'Blowjob' too literally and actually blows into the penis, causing it to inflate.
The patient's penis has exploded due to severe felation
by ?M冿 May 6, 2005
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Chick Fellatio

That dude just went DOWN on that drumstick. That's some Chick Fellatio right there.
by Shamrock The Casba November 21, 2010
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Felatian

-The one who is orally pleasing the male genitalia.

EXAMPLE- A person who lives in Italy is an Italian.
i.e.- A person who gives Felatio is a Felatian
"The chick I met last night was a prime felatian; she sucked my dick like she was the Goddess of dome."

Felatio Frag 'n Felatio Blowjob Dome Head Oral Sex
by Afterparty March 1, 2011
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Felabio

The making out of one's rectum. Usually in a drunk manner.
Julie: Ever since that one night when I gave Dan a felabio, I felt weird. When I did it, his butthole bled. So, I went to the doctor and I have AIDS.

Jack (friend of Julie): That's fucked up.
by Chafing5Hole December 3, 2011
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