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false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005
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false metal

False Metal is a genre of music coined by the media (in various forms) as "metal" that obviously has no true connection to pure metal, or any of the "evil" found in metals like the metal of death.
Sugar coated and sappy, polished and clean, with emphasis on pop like structures, a marketable image, and a general aura of NOT being "devil music".
true metal, in it's various forms (most notably pure/power metal & deathmetal) has remained unscathed by the passing trends of various false metals, and will continue to thrive via integrity, devotion, passion and sincerity not found in any false metal acts!
in the 80's it was bands like Poison and Warrant
in the 90's it was Limp Bisquit, Korn, and Coal Chamber
in the 00's it was all of those "metalcore" and "screamo" bands.

who knows what pitiful False Metal trend is next?
by Adam Conrad September 17, 2008
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break false

To come out and tell the truth; To stop appearing and showing up as "fake"
Jorge: stop being a little bitch, you know you like Julianna Sanchezarosa.
Kenny: Yeah man, I'm finna break false and let her know, too.
by Dimple December 10, 2007
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Fairservice

noun: One who goes an innumerable number of days without his or her (his) skin being touched by water or any form of sanitary liquid.
Verb: To Fairservice, Fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.
"Wow, what the hell was that, it smells gross"
"I dunno, I saw some homeless guy walk by"
"Nah I heard Martin was in town"
"What a Fairservice"

Jim: Hey, what are you doing with your life man
Jeff: I'm totally bummed out, so I've been fairservicing.
Jim: Why, what happened?
Jeff:Dude, Laura dumped me man, she took the kids.
Jim: I'm sorry man but that doesn't give you the right to help yourself to my ativan
Jeff: Well I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Belinda!
Jim: You fucked my daughter?!
by TheKellster539 January 10, 2009
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this statement is false

A really confusing paradox, commonly used as a high class military weapon. If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. but If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. Ow I got a huge brainhurt.
Greg: "Impress me"
Andrew: "this statement is false"
Greg: *Explodes*
FBI: *Breaks down door and kidnaps Greg*
by Wormcake October 27, 2018
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False Flagging

Wearing a red bandana and trying to pass it off as a blood flag, even though you're not in any known blood set.
Lil' Wayne's gonna get his one day for false flagging.
by DubbC November 20, 2007
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False Religions

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.
by Aspireso34 March 2, 2008
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