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Failure Hangover

The feeling associated with with waking up and knowing immediately you failed at something the night before. This feeling can be anything from sadness to anger to dejection.
"How are you feeling man? You don't look so hot."
"I woke up with a Failure Hangover. I totally failed that physics exam yesterday. It sucks."
by T-DURDEN October 20, 2011
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Failed Trust Fund Baby

When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.
My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.
by BuBuKittyFuhk January 8, 2018
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failure porn

Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.
"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"
by IMJL February 6, 2018
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Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.
Failureness might be a key to success.
by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018
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failure to appear

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.
In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"
by QuacksO October 7, 2020
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failed painter

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe
by dandafan May 25, 2021
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failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do
Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio
by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022
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