When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.
Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010
Get the Fail and a half mug.When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
by SpellandGrammarChecker December 26, 2008
Get the Fail Asian mug.When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.
"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."
"hahaha fail five"
"What a couple of retards."
"hahaha fail five"
"What a couple of retards."
by samislegend January 3, 2009
Get the Fail Five mug.When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.
Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"
Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."
Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."
by Psas May 7, 2009
Get the Fail-Nail trade off mug.A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.
by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011
Get the Fail Panda mug.To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.
by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013
Get the fail and bail mug.A user that is really bad at good decision making and consistently loses value every single time they've tried to complete a trade. (ROBLOX Related)
Roblox trader: Did you hear about that youtuber that overpayed 50k for a dying item that's getting lowballed?
Other Roblox Trader: Yeah that's Fail trading for ya.
Other Roblox Trader: Yeah that's Fail trading for ya.
by HexxyFTW August 16, 2021
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