Facebinge

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

fabio grosso

1- A hero. Italians will name their sons after him for years.

2- Fullback of the Italian national team during the 2006 World Cup, Grosso scored one of the most memorable goals in football history against the host Germany just two minutes before the second overtime ended.

Here's the reaction of the Brits as Fabio Grosso scored the goal that sent the Krauts home:
"Del Piero takes... away as far as Pirlo once more, turning down his way for some space... IT'S IN!!!!! It's Grosso!! It's Italy!! The most wonderful football match has got the most wonderful finale! A goal from a fullback, that tells you everything! (...) Great little pass by pirlo, wonderful curler by Grosso... absolutely superb... (...) And Italy are about to break German hearts, just as they have done twice before in epic world cup matches" -- BBC commentary --

by Musical_Box July 7, 2006

Fabia

Female form of the name Fabio, Italian

fabia capello

by Gerryl August 13, 2009

Facebitch

1. (noun) Anyone who acts like a little bitch via the social network known as Facebook. These cretins prefer to talk shit and spend their days fapping to pictures of scantily clad teenagers rather than venturing into the real world where they might suffer a rapid fire pummeling for their constant use of low-brow insults. 2. (noun) A person, likely in or just out of their teenage years, whom spends the majority of their free-time, which they tend to have copious amounts of due to a lack of employment or social life, complaining via Facebook status updates. These individuals have taken digital whining to new heights with an incessant barrage of "poor me," "my life sucks," and "I'm so lonely" style updates as to cause those unfortunate enough to be on their friends list to suffer from cerebral hemorrhaging and/or self-inflicted eye-gouging. 3. (verb) The act of bitching and/or trolling via Facebook. Although Facebook tends to be the more popular medium for such acts of Facebitching, any social network can and will be used for said whining/complaining/shit-talking/trolling, etc.

1. Every time Ian makes a status update he complain about Cindy dumping him. What a Facebitch. 2. Alex doesn't have anything better to do than Facebitch all day long. I wish she/he would get a life.

by nathantruant April 22, 2010

fabitch

A fabitch is a woman who is very unpleasant to be around, also known as a bitch, and who is also very fat.

Your mom is a fabitch

by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

Fabio

It's a good-looking Boy, who often isn't a real italian Dude. Every girl wants hin, but he stays cool all the time. He is very nice to others, but he often plays pranks ob them. Some people love it when he laughs.

He is also very clever.

"This dude's very cool, isn't He?"
"Yaas, his name must be Fabio!"

by hifabx January 7, 2019

Fabian

A male species. Who varies from being pretty cool, or very cool. Extremely good looking, can use this charm to attract the opposite sex. More often then not is slightly strawberry blonde. Hangs out with extremely cool people. Normally bad at connect four and tennis, but these can vary. The best guy you will ever meet.

Oh shit I wish I was ginger like Fabian. I wish I was as cool as Fabian. Oh i've just lost and done a Fabian. What a lovely guy, he must be a Fabian.

by efaira July 25, 2011