fiddlehead

A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.

I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.

by NEexpert May 28, 2009

fiddlehead

a fern that grows in the Northeast and Canada. Grows along riverbanks. A delicacy in springtime in Eastern Canada. When the fern is young, and ready for picking, it looks like the head of a violin or fiddle.

Whip up some fiddleheads with butter on them.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Fuddlepucker

1. Puddlefucker

2. The sound your waterbottle makes when you drink out of it.

3. The sound you make when you -CENSORED-

"Person A: -drinks from waterbottle-

Person B: Woah, stop it, you're making a fuddlepucker."

by Dashuu August 22, 2009

Fiddle

You fucking idiots! A fiddle is a stringed instrument. Much like a violin.

Hey Mr MacIsaac, Quit diddlin that little kid and concentrate on your fiddle.

by Shane Mabee August 28, 2005

Fiddley Nu

Short for 'Fiddling in the Nude'. A group activity where all participants get naked and proceed to fiddle with themselves and others around them in a sexual manner.

There is no limitation to the amount of people who can fiddley nu at any one time. Fiddley nu can even be conducted alone if necessary.

Simon: "Wanna get naked?"
Jono: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Simon: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Conor: "Wait for me! I want in on the fiddley nu too!"

by UrbanCondor March 4, 2009

fiddle stick

What a middle age Jewish male would refer to his gentitals as.

Last night I inserted my fiddle stick into her meathole.

by Flesh tube May 5, 2018

fiddle-fart

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.

Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!

by obiwon123 March 1, 2011