Jamasian Facial

When a jamacan Asian girl gets a facial from a big ole silver horse of a black guy

White guy: yo aaron I heard you banged that jamasian girl
Black guy: yeah blood bet. I gave her a jamasian facial

by Bigolehorsedick September 11, 2016

accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013

boberry facial

When you smother the icing of a boberry biscuit from Bojangles all over your face. It will appear that you have been jizzed on. Must be done in a public Bojangles.

Ron bought a six-pack of boberry biscuits. He then rubbed one on his face to give himself a boberry facial.

by waytoochill2 April 27, 2014

Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

Transylvanian facial

usually consisting of 2 women, one being on her menstrual cycle, the act is considered a golden shower, but with blood instead.

Trudi"oh i just watched twilight and im so hot!"
Stephen"oooh baby lets do the Transylvanian facial!"

by Johnny Von Zombie November 30, 2009

Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.

My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.

by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008