finkledinging

Finkledinging: An Action or Activity

Finkledinging is the act of defecating on your

hand and then using your feces to smear symbols, letters, words, or pictures onto a mailbox. However, finkledinging can also be described as simply throwing feces/poop at a mailbox without creating a coherent design.

Ex 1: "Me and Joshua got absolutely sh*t faced last night and went on a finkledinging spree"

Ex 2: "Wanna go do some finkledinging with me and Dale Gribbler?"

Ex: 3 "Me and Ethan have plans to hit the bar and then go do some late night finkledinging"

by DaleGribblerTheAlmighty October 16, 2023

Carrie Finklea

Beautiful, young girl, an actress. She played in the movie "Elephant". I think I fell in love in her when I saw this movie! She is the most beautiful girl in the world! I wish I had her e-mail :-)

"Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Carrie Finklea - no doubt man!"

by Matt_PL June 30, 2005

fungled-up

A phrase used for describing a serious mistake or problem.

I fungled up on that test.
Man, you really fungled up on that one.

by Celton July 6, 2004

Fuckle

Any act that would fall between kissing and having sex (to give/recieve head, the use of hands in more private areas, intense making out.)
Less than a fuck, more than a suckle

fuckled, fuckling

Oh no worries, we just fuckled a little.

by sexercon May 9, 2011

fuckless fuck

A useless bastard, a douchebag, idiot, moron. On par with "fucktard".

Do you think I cleaned the house just so you could mess it up again, you fuckless fuck?

by kingfish78734 March 19, 2015

Fankled

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

by Inhervibrator 30 May 7, 2019

fucklength

Like wavelength, but specific to having the same mindset sexually as your significant other. If you happen to be on the same fucklength as someone you just met, then consider yourself very lucky.

Ada: hey baby, can you pls come up with a new name for me? i am your property after all :3
Leon: how about fucktoy?
Ada: damn, i was hoping you'd say that :3333
Leon: it's almost like we're on the same fucklength

by biscuit_butterer October 2, 2019