Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 13, 2021

The Frozen Waterfall

When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.

Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.

by scheMATTics October 04, 2011

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

frozen orgasm

Engaging in sexual activities which ultimately leads to an orgasm when watching the movie "Frozen"

Last night, Bob came over to watch "Frozen" and went down on me, so I had a frozen orgasm.

by Kaylz July 15, 2014

Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

Frozen Frank

When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it

I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier

by shapoosh January 24, 2016

Frozen Billy

Any object or device that is shaped in such a way as to be used for female sexual pleasure (such as a dildo) that is exceptionally cold or frozen.

Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.

"Dude, this beer isn't really that cold!"

"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."

"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"

by baconeggcheese April 01, 2013