asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021

school friend

a friend that your only friends with at school and you don't hangout outside of school

mimi's my school friend shes too busy too hang out with me

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

National slap your friend day

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.

National slap your friend day here I come.

by Akmeer2007 November 13, 2019

friend hole

The figurative hole occupied by those whose romantic feelings are reciprocated only by friendship.
Residence of the friend hole is most often due to the desired individual already having a boyfriend/girlfriend

Cam wanted to get there with Mackenzie but she already had a boyfriend so he ended up in the friend hole. (again)

by Awkward Moments October 24, 2010

Mom friend

That one friend who actually cares about you, helps you study and is also your guardian angel when it comes to clubing and partying.

Moraa is such a mom friend, I donno what I'd do without her.

by Philkn September 30, 2019

friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

by Goldfishbutt July 18, 2006

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015