FONSI

"Fear Of Not Staying In" - Opposite mindset of FOMO, where you don't have the Fear Of Missing Out, but rather dread having to leave your place to do social things.

"I already confirmed "YES" to be there, but man, does that couch look really inviting. Call it a case of FONSI - I'm seriously conflicted."

by WolfmanChi August 15, 2016

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

jane fonda

Sexual intercourse between a man and two women, a threesome.

(As in the Mickey Avalon song of the same name.)

I know you want to do the jane fonda.

by anonymous February 11, 2006

fontcest

One of the many ships of UnderTale, the couple being the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus. Also could be known as PapySans.

Fontcest is lost in the sea of UnderTail.

by DepressingVoice16 July 6, 2016

chocolate fondue

The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.

"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."

by Mike Morningwood July 27, 2008

Fonzy

A person who is considered a Ladies god. Anyone with this nickname is a beast at everything they do. Football, drifting, madden, etc. Fonzy is a man among boys.

"Fonzy got all the bitches at homecoming"

by DanielThaiisawesome November 22, 2011

fond

A warm and fuzzy feeling you have for another person; someone you have affection and love for.

I am always happy around my friend because I am fond of her.

Underneath yelling at him all the time, I am fond of him deep down.

by jenny88 June 13, 2007