Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 1, 2004

fomo

"Fear of missing out"

Jonny got the rep for being a fomo, but jake's a bigger one.

by Caius Justinas July 12, 2005

FOMOFOSHO

A shortened version of For Mother Fucking Sure!

Phanix: You ready to roll the dubs to donsco?!
Spammer: FOMOFOSHO!
Mic_PO: Heh, and you know this!

by Spammer June 30, 2003

FOMO

Short form for ‘fear of missing out’. The feeling when you see a huge green dildo on a chart and you don’t own that coin, so you sell other shit to buy into it freaking out. As crypto trading is still very much driven by emotions rather than valuation, FOMO is a huge factor to consider when swing trading in crypto.

Sold all my shitcoins and FOMO'd into WABI, Qlink, and THEKEY . Gotta make sure I catch that green dildo yo.

by 192347571928379179231113132 January 5, 2018

fomofo

fucking mofo or fucking mother fucker

Retard: You are one silly mofo.
Cool Guy: Oh no you did not...
Retard: Yes, I did. My mommy loves me and she said so too.
Cool Guy: SHUT UP, you fomofo!

by spacehi September 11, 2005

NO FOMO

a statement given as advice to someone who is exhibiting "FOMO" (Fear Of Missing Out) and can't stop fretting about making decisions in their social life;

Stacie was wiling out about whether or not to go to the fashion event or the industry panel, or both. I said, "'no fomo', girl, just pick one and have a good time."

by Doprah August 29, 2009