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Nick Farley

A Nick Farley is someone who wears shirts that happen to be much too tight for him. Somewhat of a tool. Usually seeks plenty of attention. A Nick Farley is, for the most part, an attractive young man. He is usually a cool kid, but about 73% of the stuff he does can be considered gay.
by Monkey696969 June 21, 2011
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FARKLE

The term Farkle apparently originated among the ST1100 riders. It is an acronym:

F.ancy
A.ccessory
R.eally
K.ool &
L.ikely
E.xpensive

From the 2 Wheel Innovations web site:

Farkle: N: An Accessory intended to improve or embellish the original system; opulent luxury item; V: to add pleasure or comfort; to strut about after adding additional items to stock unit thus improving value or performance, usually saying "whoo-hoo" loudly to yourself or your neighbors.

Farkles: As defined by the ST1100 owners' club, a farkle is:

1. (Noun) any modification to one's motorcycle.
2. (Verb) the act of modifying one's motorcycle in some way.

Farkles may have functional or merely aesthetic value, or in fact no value whatsoever! To farkle is to expand one's connection to the motorcycle, to enhance its uniqueness, and provide a venue for personalization.
Farkles are accessories intended to improve some aspect of the vehicle in question.

For example:

- Visibility (accessory lighting, reflective materials, headlight modulators)
- Functionality (suspension improvements, cruise control, turn signal cancellation)
- Visual appeal (chrome, paint, stickers, badges)

. . . and so on.
by Bram Frank December 28, 2008
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fagles

A synonym for fag, or gay. Originally stems from Robert Fagles, who is heralded as the best living translator of ancient Greek Drama, and lyric poetry. In his spare time he enjoys being a fagles.
Joe: No I don't want to go to the cave.
Dan: Don't be such a fagles!
Niko: Psshh, Fagles!
by DJ Fagles October 26, 2006
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Fargher

Typically refers to a gangly, mangy creature, closely resembling a sheep in regards to its pale skin and off white hair. The Fargher dwells deep in the Urban Jungle and preys on young, innocent girls, not for feeding but for personal pleasure.

The Fargher's sole purpose in life is impregnation, specifically that of young girls, his prey. The name given to this act of impregnation by the Fargher community is 'Farghination' which roughly translates to 'action without remorse'.

Another facinating aspect of the Fargher is that of its eating habits. The Fargher posseses the 'power' if you will to devour any item of food whole (without chewing), whether it be a whole raw chicken, a packet of crisps (I have been told salt and vinegar is a particular delicacy)or that of any other food substance. Amazing.

As the Fargher is in a primitive state in regards to fellow humans. Civilised group consuption of food is absent. The Fargher must not be approached while eating, this may result in a viscious attack by the Fargher. Also, there is an apparent lack of manners while speaking to the Fargher, particularly while eating, do not be suprised when you do not recieve a 'please' or 'thank you'.

Also due to the Fargher's primitive ties, there is the natural desire to bash objects and thus make natural drummers. The Fargher's battle cry is reminicent of a deep growl or mid-pitched scream, it is hereby understandable why music which largely includes screaming is first choice.

The Fargher should not be trusted and thus avoided at all costs. Self preservation is second beneath impregnation. The Fargher is agile and dexteritous and thus a formidable foe, these attributes are why the Fargher is also sometimes referred to as 'Snake Hips'.
Ring the town bell, lock up your wives and grab the pitchforks! There is a Fargher on the loose and it has an incredibly healthy sperm count!
by Hose Fernandez September 5, 2008
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farklem

Hey farklem! do somethin funny!
by efrankie90 April 8, 2004
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fartlecock

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis
Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark
by Woulfeman October 11, 2010
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Fargets

When someone just ate a spicy dinner and then goes shopping at Target shortly after, gassing up all the aisles with their butt-stench.
"After eating at that Mexican buffet I went to go pick up a few things at Target and laid a few Fargets in aisles 4 through 9."
by UnusualValues September 8, 2011
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