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Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

cargleberry  

Accumulation of dirt and snow on the underside of a car

Currently called cargoyles in this dictionary but cargleberry is 1000x better, no?
I kicked off a big cargleberry before going for a winter drive.

fingleberry 

Fecal matter that accumulates on a finger when the toilet paper rips in the process of wiping one's anus.
I'm sick of these fingleberry's, let's buy the quality toilet paper from now on.
fingleberry by Case in point April 7, 2004

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.
"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"
Fartleberry by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Faggleberry 

The kind of dingleberry that's left on your penis after having gay butt sex.
After having gay cowboy buttsex with that other guy in brokeback mountain, it resulted in a faggleberry on Heath Ledger's still erect penis.
Faggleberry by KittiexKittie1 July 22, 2009

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.
fartleberry by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004