New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.

Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.

by Mk the Political Scientist March 3, 2011

evil empire

microsoft

i work for the evil empire.

by yellowdevil August 21, 2003

Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

Kappa Sigma Express

The act of running a train on helpless sorostitutes

The train schedule was supposed to stop at midnight, but for these sorostitutes the Kappa Sigma Express will run all night long.

by MARKSKI726 December 27, 2008

Express Hole

Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.

John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.

by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008

Empiress

-The queen of all things dark; -Queen of bad ass music;-

a hot female (usually a MILF) who rocks out hard core.

As in Zeppelin, Hendirix, Clutch, Wolfmother, Pantera ect.

Look at the Empiress over there, she's hardcore.

There you are Empiress Ashley.

by blowedaway420 May 29, 2009

express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010