Executive Time

Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.

New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?

Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.

New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!

Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.

by CaliPolymath February 4, 2019

I Cookin Execution I

The Best GTA Online XBOX crew that takes absolutely zero L's.

Yo you in I Cookin Execution I?!

by Somethingnotgta November 24, 2020

executive branch

The sexual organ that is the decision maker for men.

For men, all thoughts are legislated from the balls up, through the executive branch(aka penis) where it is signed into action, with only the brain left to sort out if that action was unconstitutional.

by kris takahashi April 22, 2010

Executive Decisions

Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.

JLB: "Hey, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."

by coba09 March 4, 2009

executionators

A group of individuals working as a team to execute goals while executing the competition at thesame time

The area Budweiser distributors quest to be competive in the market was quashed by the executionators.

by Charlie Smigo August 3, 2003

Lionheart Executioner

When you lie on her heart during anal intercourse, and scream "Lionheart Executioner" as you jam you're penis up her ass.

"The size of you're sword does matter Bobby"
"Well then, LIONHEART EXECUTIONER"

by Phil Klepka August 19, 2008

execute

To have sex or sexual activity with the opposite sex. Usually requires penetration. Foreplay, hand job, blow job, even anal doesn't count.

To complete the task of sexula penetration with the penis into the vagina.

I took her out to a nice dinner, cost me an ass load and she wouldn't let me execute at the end of the night. She just closed her legs!!

I got a hand job last night, but couldn't execute. She wasn't ready for me yet.

by oregon asian March 30, 2006