Grandma Evelyn

A certain woman that posses the power of extreme attraction and causes lust and desire. She is the perfect woman to have intercourse with

I want to have sex with Grandma Evelyn

by The ones who made everything. March 5, 2025

Evelyn

A name usually given to someone who is quiet, but very kind and hardworking. Evelyn doesn't stick out too much because she's shy and has a very soft voice. But if you get to know her, you'll find out how mature she is for her age. Her personality is warm & grows on you without you realizing. It feels like you can talk to her about anything.

Very altruistic. She's been through a lot and tries to hide her pain for the sake of others. She has a warm personality that fills up the entire room (which is why it feels 5 degrees colder when she's not around). Evelyn loves anyone and everyone, and they all love her back. Please get to know at least 1 Evelyn before you die, because she will cure you from emotional hypothermia.

In the wild, an Evelyn might have these characteristics:
- Dark wavy hair that she only braids for special occasions

- Will likely study some sort of social science when she grows up
- Chews her nails sometimes
- A very doting older sibling
- Wears a lot of knitted or hand-me-down clothing
- Beautiful even when she's crying
- Has the most heartwarming smile
- Very nice handwriting
- Really loves cats (great with animals and children overall)
- Enjoys word puzzles like anagrams and Rebus
- Has one or two things she's amazing at, but will only share them if you ask

"Dude, did you see how many people were lining up to sign Evelyn's yearbook?"
"That's not surprising, everybody loves her! I'm gonna go line up too."

by Dramuri June 13, 2022

Evelyn

a bitch who is manipulative and a liar.

**sentence is a true story**

person: hey, that girl seems so cool and nice!
me: don't talk to her. her name is Evelyn and she lied and talked shit about me.
person: well she seems nice though!
me: don't judge a book by its cover. she's a bitch.

by gcm.is.fuckingawesome May 1, 2023

evelyn moreno

they are the most genuine and kindest soul to walk on earth. she is such an amazing bestfriend and so warm hearted. each day they wake up and chose swag and i thank her for it.

woah is that evelyn moreno???
yes they are swag
oh yeah she is

by dab swaggy swag cat December 18, 2020

Evelyn

a child of God! literally, this girl is the great-grandaughter of God!! She is so kind and is always doing Mcarthurs. But she is amazing and likes to fly to Switzerland on a magic carpet if you know an
Evelyn give her a slap in the face because she IS DISRESPECTFUL TO HER OWN FAMILY! jk she is so nice so ya

Wow did you see that girl she looked like an angel!
must be an Evelyn she is related to god!!

by GOD IS A WOMAN AND A NANA October 18, 2020

evelyn

it was a dearest night when evelyn decided she was emo, she was able to exspress herself in the most of dramatic of ways. there was a full moon and the light was reflecting on to her #broken heart she was unabe to feel emotions without the assistance of her screamo songs blowing into her ears, a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 6. without father, without god, she finds herself beaten with emotional damage.

wow im feeling so evelyn today.

by buggsbugsgsakedbugs January 24, 2022

evelyn

my food buddy evelyn. she likes taking food with me and we like sharing food together, she is good friend to have around but she can also be obsessive over her boyfriend

evelyn is a good friend!

by kissy kissy boo boo November 29, 2023