Elmo religion

The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.

girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"

by ElmoPope October 2, 2022

Elmo Dope

Elmo dope is heroin / fent dope that has been dyed red using food coloring. This is done to make it unique and help dealers market their product to younger users

Dealer: I got big bird, I got squidward bags and I got elmo dope 2 for 10. Come get your fix

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

elmo bob

elmo bob is slang for a speedball of bob dope and elmo coke. Bob dope is a form of fent dope that is dyed yellow, while elmo coke is cocaine that is red in color.

When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.

Jamarcus: I'm about to slam this elmo bob

Terrence: Someone call 911

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Elmo finger

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers

Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!

by Sucks to suck October 9, 2013

Elmo dick

The after effects of receiving a blow job from a girl wearing red lipstick, shading the penis red.

Jerry received a bad case of elmo dick from Tina because she wanted to show off her new cherry red lipstick.

by shellystrick4L January 4, 2011

elmo balls

they're red, they're fluffy, always revolving and looking constantly suprised.

the have a remarkable degree of innocence about them yet some people twist the meaning into something somewhat rude.

they have an amazing resemblence to gaz's balls

and can be found on msn if the image has been sent to you

elmo balls are somethine to be shared.

1)"aw the elmo balls are happy"

2)"you can play with the elmo balls"

by helen&gaz September 7, 2008

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009