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over-ejaculation 

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.
When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.
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Earjaculate 

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.
Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!
Earjaculate by Pete616 November 14, 2010

360-ejaculation 

When you are masturbating, you get up a few seconds before you ejaculate. Then you do a 360 and shoot your load.
I pretended to do a 360-ejaculation when I did a 360 with my watergun right by my penis, and shot my friend with it.
360-ejaculation by genitalwartz69 October 5, 2011

Post-Ejaculation Apathy 

Also known as (P.E.A) The process of when right after a man ejaculates, a trigger occurs and the man's mind and emotions are completely clear. After ejaculating they do not care about anyone or anything and has a huge impact on there decision making. Thats why most guys leave after sex or feel very comfortable around there partner. It is also used as a defense mechanism against women. You see women posses the power of manipulation threw emotions, while guys posses the power of clearing out emotions, but only threw ejaculation.
I had a bad case of Post-Ejaculation Apathy thats why me and maria aren't together anymore.

Did you just not want to be with her or did you have a Post-Ejaculation Apathy?

Ejaculaminate

to cover something with ejaculate i.e. bukkake
i ejaculaminated that girls face.
ill ejaculaminate you until your stuck on the ground.
Ejaculaminate by Jizay Price June 13, 2003

Ejaculated 

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.
"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.

Verbal Ejaculation 

To verbally interject into a conversation that you have no party in.
Verbal Ejaculation :

Two people are discussing lego hair for instance, and your dumbass says 'oh like that jackass'. You completely verbal(ly) ejaculated onto/into their conversation.
Verbal Ejaculation by Pointman January 18, 2009