how even

when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action.

friend- "I broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro"
you- "how even"

by LOLTROL November 14, 2014

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

by Twodoves October 6, 2017

People's Main Event

A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase originates from The MMA Hour, first coined by journalist Ariel Helwani

Ariel Helwani: "Volkanovski vs Ortega is going to be insane, but let's be honest, the Nick Diaz vs. Robby Lawler rematch is the People's Main Event"

by MemeGod630 November 17, 2021

elven

Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.

I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

burn event

A camping festival, such as Burning Man or one of its regional spinoffs, which is: based on social principles similar to those of Burning Man (such as "radical self-reliance," "leave no trace," and no vending permitted); at which are found numerous works of art, interactive performances, and art cars; and which culminates in the ritual burning of a large wooden object.

She's a hardcore burner - probably went to more than twelve burn events in the last year.

by papertygre June 1, 2010

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by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021