Eisenhower High School

Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr

Guy1: “yo have u heard of Eisenhower High School?”

Guy2: “yea ain’t that the school with a fuck ton of sex offenders?”

Guy1: “yea but i heard it’s full of hoes”

Guy2: “but they all nasty”

Guy1: “true i just need some pussy”

Guy2: “go fuck ur sister or sum man”

Guy1: “i already did maybe i’ll fuck my cousin now she fine”

Guy2: “ shit threesome?”

by idkumyea6969 January 30, 2020

Essence

Essence eats a lot

Essence likes food she’s very kind she nevers bullying anyone if her cuzzin was bullying someone she definitely wouldn’t help her favorite food is broccoli and her friends are very fucking weird speaking from the heart xoxo!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Madeline Eisen

V., the act of using one's hands to forcefully persuade a substantially large tortilla chip into a small jar of salsa

DUDE!! that chip totally didn't fit into that young jar, so i madeline eisened that SHIT!

by T-unk!!!!!! September 28, 2008

essence

What is shared from one Vampire to another while making a new vampire from a human.

After exchanging blood with the human Jessica in the act of making her a vampire, Bill Compton was buried in the ground so he could share his essence with her, a vital part of making a vampire. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

The Eisen

When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.

"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.

by Kyle Eisen April 19, 2006

Essence

Essence is the most creative, beautiful, girly, person in the entire world. She truly a sassy-sensitive young lady, but not afraid to stand up to people. She is a very smart girl, also. All I know, if you meet an Essence, she’s a keeper.

Girl 1:Hey did you ever get a chance to meet Essence?

Girl 2: No, actually I didn’t.

Girl 1: Well, you missed out girl!

by Nyphadora Tonks February 20, 2021

Essen die Scheiße

"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo

or

A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"

or

A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication

e.g. vassi totaly essen die scheiße

e.g. -What did you get for question 3a?
-Du essen die scheiße!

by cl20 May 25, 2009