ego code

The tendency for certain programmers to reject new, more efficient, cleaner methods for writing code in exchange for what they perceive as doing things "their way". What this usually translates into is a buggy program with no comments, meaningless variable names, no indentation, and a monolith of if/else/switch/case statements as opposed to using an object oriented structure.

Like most shitty poetry, ego code is beautiful only to it's creator and an annoyance to everyone forced to work with it.
Guy 1: Oh my God, Linux is SO OVERRATED, nothing works for it!
Guy 2: That's because its Linus' ego code.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 08, 2010
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Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.
I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.
by Josh June 03, 2010
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Ego Terrorist

1. Overbearing individual who can speak only about themselves, their academic achievements and general greatness. Will often leave others around them with intense feelings of nausea, self doubt and regret.

2. A person who dominates all conversations around them with ridiculous anecdotes about themselves.

3. A person who interrupts a conversation between two other people to interject their own exploits and opinions, whether related to the subject matter or not.

4. A shameless self-promoter, usually a semi-famous architect or designer.
Oh god, here comes Brian to tell us about his spiritual quest across Nepal or how many women he's sleep with this month. Yeah, he's such a complete Ego Terrorist, lets get out of here.
by Ron Donduay October 07, 2010
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ego loss

The loss of humanly percieved reality. Usually done with the help of drugs such as LSD, Shrooms, or Salvia.
I achieved ego loss about 15 seconds after that huge hit of 40X salvia.
by mattwtfmynameismatt August 26, 2005
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ego boost

sorry buddy, I don't just give those for free. tell you what, since i like you i'll give you a tip. search your name on urban dictionary, you're bound to find something to brighten your day. although if your name is becky, gunter, karen, chad or darel i wouldn't bother.
person 1: i'm sad
person 2: search your name for an ego boost
by who says I have a plan? July 19, 2020
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stroking an ego

The art of giving someone compliments until their ego inflates, ego gets larger
"Tracey's been stroking an ego again."

"Who was it?"
"Josh, we're going to have to put him down."
by Sub0x0one October 29, 2013
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Ego Submission

a submission to Urban Dictionary that has
significance only to the person sending it. Submitting said definition is like
telling an inside joke during a stand up comedy routine. Its lack of universal appeal guarantees it will be a flop.
Most of the words on the editorial review pages are a bunch of stupid ego submissions, such as: "Virginia - a woman whose beauty, intelligence, wit, and knife-fighting skills ARE, IN FACT, what bring all the boys to the yard."
by VFM Radio July 11, 2008
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