Ego Handjob 

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

Ego Handjob by Josh June 3, 2010

Ego Terrorist 

1. Overbearing individual who can speak only about themselves, their academic achievements and general greatness. Will often leave others around them with intense feelings of nausea, self doubt and regret.

2. A person who dominates all conversations around them with ridiculous anecdotes about themselves.

3. A person who interrupts a conversation between two other people to interject their own exploits and opinions, whether related to the subject matter or not.

4. A shameless self-promoter, usually a semi-famous architect or designer.

Oh god, here comes Brian to tell us about his spiritual quest across Nepal or how many women he's sleep with this month. Yeah, he's such a complete Ego Terrorist, lets get out of here.

Ego Terrorist by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010

ego loss 

The loss of humanly percieved reality. Usually done with the help of drugs such as LSD, Shrooms, or Salvia.

I achieved ego loss about 15 seconds after that huge hit of 40X salvia.

ego loss by mattwtfmynameismatt September 11, 2005

ego boost

sorry buddy, I don't just give those for free. tell you what, since i like you i'll give you a tip. search your name on urban dictionary, you're bound to find something to brighten your day. although if your name is becky, gunter, karen, chad or darel i wouldn't bother.

person 1: i'm sad
person 2: search your name for an ego boost

ego boost by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020

Ego Submission 

a submission to Urban Dictionary that has
significance only to the person sending it. Submitting said definition is like
telling an inside joke during a stand up comedy routine. Its lack of universal appeal guarantees it will be a flop.

Most of the words on the editorial review pages are a bunch of stupid ego submissions, such as: "Virginia - a woman whose beauty, intelligence, wit, and knife-fighting skills ARE, IN FACT, what bring all the boys to the yard."

Ego Submission by VFM Radio July 7, 2008

Ego Destruction 

The act or achievement of abandoning the conditioned self or personality and becoming one with all.

I finally achieved ego destruction and now I am an ever-expanding sphere of awareness and compassion.

Ego Destruction by Annelid February 15, 2012

Ego Point 

Points you collect everytime you say something that makes people want to punch you just because you are so full of yourself.

Sorry but I am way out of your league, I am incredibly attractive.

EGO POINT

Look I am not trying to be rude but look at me, I'm hot

EGO POINT

Ego Point by Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 5728 September 18, 2012