Eduardo

Tends to be born in February due to being so attractive and very sexy. They will always do anything to make you happy. They can be inappropriate at times but is usually a very nice boy who is very creative and is helpful. They tend to have an over sized cock

He is so sexy with that cock of his when in bed

Eduardo makes me laugh so much he makes me happy when he walks into the room

by Tjdkdl May 14, 2018

Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Edgar Allan Poe

An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week. Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat cat and earn lots of money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be one sorry son of a bitch.

Basically:
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe

by Bozbozbozbozbzozbozzboz April 12, 2010

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009

Edgars

A Latin American teenager who who possesses a bowl cut, perm, mullet, or some combination of these. They are spotted in packs at six flags and malls and usually wear a black t-shirt and jeans, sometimes even a sweatshirt.

Person 1: Look at all those Edgars over there
Edgar 1: Wachu say cuh
Edgar’s Cousin: Yeah man wachu sain cuh

by Sandy Dldododjkd July 29, 2022

Leon “Scott” Edwards

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.

When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

by Pseudonymolic September 23, 2019