Ethan espinoza

the world's best gardener and tequila maker also he will rob your house

Ethan espinoza robbed my house and made my garden look nice

by josephclare November 8, 2022

Coca cola espuma

when a coke can explodes when you open it.

COCA COLA ESPUMA! *explosion*

by Aciddolphin November 2, 2021

ESPioNics

A language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much Sports Center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.

Tool 1: "Howszit?!? Say, who wins this year's Purdue-Michigan game?"

Tool 2: "My boy at QB has sick skills. Just sick. The Boilers win an easy one, bro-man."

After this display of ESPioNics, both tools do the fist-bump and shoot Jaegerbombs together.

by NDDL99 July 8, 2009

espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by Austin December 1, 2003

Esperantist

One of the few thousand people that speak the artificial language Esperanto. Esperantist talk a lot about other languages and tend to be highly academical with knowledge on various subjects--the only kind of people that learns a made up language with few speakers. Esperantist use a service to meet and live with other unknown Esperantist during their travels called Pasporta Servo. Most Esperantist, will agree to help you learn the Esperanto language and stay in their houses for free with the condition that you speak Esperanto--as mentioned earlier, they are strange people.

Esperanto conversation translated:

Brazilian: Thanks for letting me stay in your house

German. Let me show you the similarities between Spanish and Portuguese.

German: Sure, no problem. . . Wait a minute, you're from Brazil How the fuck can I even understand you?

Brazilian: We're Esperantist remember?

German: Oh, shit. You're right.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

espastic

A person who repeatedly makes mistakes when writing texting, chatting or writing email.

Is that supposed to be an emoticon? Or have to gone espastic on me?

by ambirgris January 16, 2009

ESPN

Expert Signaling Psychic Neurosis

ESPN is shared between two very close people and occurs when they think of the same things at the same time.

Kerstan - "What do you think of rats?"
Angelica and Kerstan - "They're nasty."
Angelica - "ESPN? I think so!"

by mashedpotatoesandgravy69 June 14, 2019