draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman August 3, 2005

drainful

(ad.) when a situation or event excessively drains your self-worth and deteriorates your mental state, leaving you in a state of utter uselessness

Me: "How was the party the other night?"
Meghan: "Drainful..."

by Meghan Mackowiak October 31, 2007

People Drafting

This is a technique used to navigate large dense crowds, such as those witnessed at large-scale sporting events, or other venues like airports, concerts, and wedding receptions. The technique employs a method not unlike that used in professional racing. To "people draft", you walk behind a person (usually, but not always, a friend) that clears the way for you to travel the same path - yet using less energy to do so. The lead person uses more energy as people move out of the way because they are: 1) warned by verbal and visual cues or 2) are slightly bumped (or in some cases, blatantly pushed) out of the way. Being in the draft position is optimum in most cases - especially if any of the debris (people) become angry that they were pushed - as you can keep your involvement with this debris minimal.

Dude, I was at the carnival chasing after this hot young naughty that had gotten separated from her friends. After a while, I realized I was simply people drafting her, but that was okay because her behind was extremely easy on the eyes. I finally caught up to her and we made it happen.

Steve is the best to people draft behind, because that dude is so fat and has no fear of the debris.

by Chapin November 20, 2006

draft

To Draft Drafting is a term frequently used for cars, but it also can be used in other racing vehicles. If one car is following another car too closely, nearly bumper to bumper, then one might say that the car is drafting the other car. Drafting essentially is a racing technique. When cars move they create a pocket of high-density air, and a pocket of low-density air. This creates drag, which can slow the vehicle down. When drafting, a car following another car enters into and shares this bubble of air formed by the lead car. This allows both cars to gain a little more speed since both cars are sharing the same pocket of air. It's aerodynamics. But the rear driver has the advantage because of the slingshot effect, which is when the rear car moves to pass, the low pressure from the first car will suck the rear car forward. As the rear car is sucked forward, the shape of the low-density bubble surrounding the lead car will change. As the bubble's shape changes the front car is slowed down, as the air readjusts the pocket of low-density air. So what does this mean? This means the car that was once behind has used the pocket of air made by the other car to slingshot itself infront of the other car. The lead car can be passed relatively easy using this method. This means that even a slower car can draft on a faster car, share its pocket of air, then slingshot out and pass the faster car.

"That race car is drafting the leader."

"I can't believe I lost the race because that slow car drafted on me."

by Strike911 September 15, 2005

circling the drain

adj. still alive, but about to kick the bucket, buy the farm, meet your maker, etc.

Grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

French Drain

When someone diarreahs in someone else's mouth while wearing underwear, and the underwear filters the solid part of the feces. The resulting filtered liquid flowing through the underwear, and also the actual act, is called a French Drain.

I saw a video of a guy giving his girlfriend a French Drain, and I almost threw up.

by Chris311 December 22, 2006

drain

the bitter taste that drips down the back of your throat and settles in your mouth after you snort cocaine.

hey, dude, you want some pepsi?

no, man, it'll taste nasty on top of this coke drain.

by SnowKitten May 17, 2011