does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019

doesfetted

A word that can be used in any situation. It can mean what you want it to mean. Also mainly we use it as retarded, but it’s ok.

Mia and Aleena: “Jayson you’re so fucking doesfetted”

Jayson: “ How the fuck am I doesfetted

Mia: “Jayson why are you doing that. That’s fucking doesfetted.”
Jayson: “Stfu”

Aleena: “Jayson you’re a doesfetted person.”
Jayson: “You’re doesfetted.”

by m.649.slvmpd October 18, 2019

Domesticated Alpha Male

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.

Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.

by Lil Sizzle August 1, 2022

Foam Domes

A padded bra.

Hey, did you see Stephanie' foam domes?

by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.

-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

by kasandra_aishe April 19, 2020

If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid?

Rock solid, refering to Kirishima from my hero academia. This is a unansweerable question that the fandom has ponderd about for quite some time now. but one day this question will do a sailer move transfermation and wilith be solved.
oofergang
other devinition
some gay rock

yo yo yo me fellow me my hero academia watcher? If rock solid is rock solid if doese is his rock solid?

by bnhafanomaticia December 12, 2018

Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

by Tettster October 29, 2003