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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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Dockery Moment

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.
2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment
by Bhoondi August 17, 2019
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Drizzy Draker

A sexually inactive person who looks for good personality in their partners, rather than looks and sexiness.
Person 1: "Damn she thicc! Look at those hips!"
Person 2: "I like that she's honest and nice. Her facial features are pretty."
Person 1: "Why aren't you looking at them titties-ass-etc? Aren't you just a little bit erect?"
Person 2: "Well... I'm what you'd call a Drizzy Draker."
by NonProfitDanksauce September 8, 2016
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Flom Docker

To describe somebody is an idiot, fool.

It can also be used as a way of describing somebody's actions. Flom Docking
"Look at him, he's a right Flom Docker like"

"Fuck me, what a Flom Docker"

"Went to Bionic last night, was Flom Docking all over the place"
by Lanie Bee February 11, 2008
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dooker

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"
by neak October 18, 2008
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donker

a derrogatory term condoning foolishness or stupidity.
Your such a donker when you date online men.
by Steph.Nora January 1, 2006
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blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.
by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008
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