The worst television channel in the world. Here is how to Disney writers make a new television show:
1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing).
2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing
3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice
4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place
5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't
6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market)
7. Repeat cycle for next show
1. instead of using your creativity use the simple plot line: Teenager(yes teenager) looks normal but has a secret : She is actually a (insert profession, mythical creature, or other thing).
2. Put some humorless, cheesy jokes into the script. Don't worry about them being funny, just add the background laughing
3. Cast the most prettiest, skinniest girl you can find. Acting talent not required because all they need to do is act funny. Singing talent can be needed, but more than likely you should just edit their voice
4. Shoot the show, but don't worry about reshooting. Plus: just make cardboard sets rather than actually spend money going to a place
5. ADVERTISE ADVERTISE ADVERTISE! One major thing to do is make the audience think that the main characteris like everybody else, but she isn't
6. Then make as much products as you can. Pencils, dolls(a must), bed-sheets, anything you can get your hands on. If your show gets a lot of viewers then you can make movies(should do a musical because Musicals are easy to write and easy to market)
7. Repeat cycle for next show
*On the next episode of Lucy and the Country rednecks on Disney channel*
Disney actress: Oh my jizzle, Todd has a pig. No wonder he was all hoggish
Studio audience: Hahahahhahahahahahhawhahahhahahahahh
Teen viewer: Why the hell was funny?
Disney actress: Oh my jizzle, Todd has a pig. No wonder he was all hoggish
Studio audience: Hahahahhahahahahahhawhahahhahahahahh
Teen viewer: Why the hell was funny?
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Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Get the Disneyland Dad mug.The WORST channel on tv.People who likes that channel are often 8-15 years old and is very annoying.Hannah Montana is the worst show on disney channel.
Annoyingdisneyfan1:OMG did u see that new episode of zack and cody on disney channel?
Annoyingdisneyfan2:Yeah it waz so funny!!!1!!!
boy:You people should watch real stuff on tv.
Annoyingdisneyfan2:Yeah it waz so funny!!!1!!!
boy:You people should watch real stuff on tv.
by Sonicfan88 December 27, 2008
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by Youknowyadayada October 2, 2009
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1) A genre of Rock which shouldn't be considered rock in the first place. The genre originated to distinguish the difference between "rock", "pop rock" and Disney bands such as the Jonas Brothers. D-rock can often be heard from Disney bands or on Disney channel with movies such as Camp Rock.
2) Music that will likely hurt your ears; An insult to rock and any rock fans. The "D" is also known to stand for "Disgraceful".
1) A genre of Rock which shouldn't be considered rock in the first place. The genre originated to distinguish the difference between "rock", "pop rock" and Disney bands such as the Jonas Brothers. D-rock can often be heard from Disney bands or on Disney channel with movies such as Camp Rock.
2) Music that will likely hurt your ears; An insult to rock and any rock fans. The "D" is also known to stand for "Disgraceful".
1) I hate Disney Rock almost as much as I hate D-Rap.
2) Ever since I listened to that D-Rock song "Burnin' Up", my ears have been bleeding.
2) Ever since I listened to that D-Rock song "Burnin' Up", my ears have been bleeding.
by Putter, H. September 25, 2008
Get the Disney Rock mug.A terrible company which portrays false happiness to the minds of ignorant morons. Over pricing their services and souvenirs as well as dictating the lives of their cast members. The only way to get promoted is if you are sleeping with a superior or if one is gay. Excellent at marketing and brain washing children while embedding messages in their young minds. Like That high school is all fun and games, while the worst thing that can happen is to argue with a classmate and sing a song about it. Also the location where co-workers are your "friends" up until when you leave.
-May also be used to describe a dirty tramp.
-May also be used to describe a dirty tramp.
That whore house is so disney.
Dude, that shirt makes you look Disney.
These disney people are so fake.
-That girl is so Disney, i wonder how many STD's she has
Dude, that shirt makes you look Disney.
These disney people are so fake.
-That girl is so Disney, i wonder how many STD's she has
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