Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 November 12, 2015

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

Diddlemire

A circular debate over the menial or insignificant-often characterized by poor debate and/or persuasive skill.

IE: The debate over who was the best at pogs proved an amusing diddlemire.
IE: Once the question of superior watermelon seed spitting skill came into question the two rednecks diddlemired the rest of the evening away.

by Netah March 23, 2008

diddley juice

Is when a woman has a orgasm and drinks her cum juice

Did she hust drink that diddley juice?

by ~Blaze October 14, 2014

diddley fuck

To do absolutely nothing of importance for a period of time.

"What have you been up to?"
"Who me? I've been up to sweet diddley fuck"

by Rex Breakfast April 25, 2016

diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander June 6, 2016

diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis

Dj likes to diddle Johnson

by 216 wp May 17, 2017