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Dexter’s Laughing

Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.
Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”

Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”
by Grizzlydino August 28, 2023
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Dexter Style

When you suffocate a person with a zip-tie and then wrap them naked in plastic to dismember them with a saw and throw their dismembered body in garbage bags in a lake because they committed a heinous crime.
John: hey did you hear that guy over there abused his wife and daughter!?

Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style
by GaySexLord69 June 6, 2024
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A Chad Dexter

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“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”

“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”

A Chad Dexter :

That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target

He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
A Chad Dexter is a guy who gives you mixed signals.

“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
by Fartha Mucker November 2, 2025
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Dexter

An attractive person and lovable. He's not only attractive but also irresistible. He may be awkward at times, but whenever he's around with someone close to him, he doesn't take himself seriously, and is happy to be the pun of everyone's joke. He's also a listener. He doesn't interrupt and follows the rule that 75% of the time should be listening vs. talking. Lastly, he challenges himself to be a better man. He truly understands to overcome one's own self is better than competing with anyone else.
Many women adore him. He's really Dexter.
by dattebayooo June 9, 2021
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Dexterity

Something that you should never level up. And if you do, never tell anyone.
Person 1: Hey, I leveled up my dexterity to wield the uchigatana!
Person 2: *beats up person 1 for being a pussy*
by Zaite January 19, 2024
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