desk sex 

two people flirting it up in class usually in desks directly next to each other
especially when one has a boyfriend/girlfriend then proceeds to dump the said bf/gf for the desk sex partner
or "take a break"

God, did you see the desk sex going on between her and that senior...and she's on a break with her boyfriend. Wow...

desk sex by amanda paige January 3, 2009

Desk Pop 

Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.

1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.

John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?

Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!

Desk Pop by McSavage's Social Control October 7, 2020

Desk Rabit

A man who hinds under a woman's desk long enough that there is no resonable explanation.

When a woman leaves her desk for a coffee a desk rabit will hide under her desk and wait for her to came sit back down at the desk.

Desk Rabit by cokeguy2 October 13, 2010

Desk jockey 

One whom has a job that involves more than desk/office work. However; proceeds to sit @ desk and/or office. They tend to brag how easy work is. The fact is others are and/or have worked hard and the jockeys choose not to...

To day a desk jockey walked in to the realm and stated this is so easy . Then proceeded to sit back down until nonessential b.s. needed to be accomplished.

Desk jockey by Top-low man July 19, 2017

Desk Pop 

The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.

Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.

Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.

Desk Pop by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021

Desk Grab-it 

An guy who gets caught sneaking under tables of female co-workers, even if it was totally innocent.

Sarah: Do you know I found Roy sneaking under our desk the other day!

Mary: Roy is such a Desk Grab-it!

Desk Grab-it by C4ndl3s February 4, 2010

Desk Diving 

The action performed by a person, usually an on-site IT technician, of installing or disconnecting cables for a desktop personal computer.

I've been desk diving all morning. I had four PCs to install.

Desk Diving by Bosco56 December 18, 2009