Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.
Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
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The shit that allowed Clear Channel to systematically take over every radio station in the country, and force crap like Maroon 5 and Britney Spears into our ears over and over and over and over and over...
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Plays with the allman bro's. Plays a gibson SG that goes straight to the amp, no effects whatsoever.
Plays slide guitar.
Is the nephew to the late butch trucks, one of the original drummers for the allman bro's
Plays with the allman bro's. Plays a gibson SG that goes straight to the amp, no effects whatsoever.
Plays slide guitar.
Is the nephew to the late butch trucks, one of the original drummers for the allman bro's
derek trucks = imagine some of the most hands-down kickass guitar playing imaginable (fuck heavy metal and sweep picking, two things everybody is better off without), but without a pick.
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