Debockalypse

The ultimate debockle; an inconceivable, unfathomable, ridiculous problem, can affect just one or many people, causing dire, and unforseeable consequences. A debockle so profoundly absurd and perplexing, no one can forge a single idea as to how to remedy the situation.

Debockalypse Ex. 1: Sudden worldwide economic collapse.

Ex. 2: 100,000 large asteroids discovered blazing toward earth at 11087397131171mph, 24 hours until we're all screwed, what to do.

Ex. 3: Small, lone noob in prison bathroom stall, 20 huge dudes lined up ready to run train, how to escape without colossal anal devastation.

by wut789 February 12, 2013

Drockin' it

To finger your own butthole for pleasure.

Yo, bro, your fingers smell like you've been drockin' it all day

by Drockinitallday June 5, 2013

Derickosis

when one has the ability to go out with attractive, cool girls, one chooses the lower class, not as attractive, girl and the relationship never works.

You know who you are when you have a bad case of derickosis

by notmayyyyyyyyy November 20, 2013

decockz

Dick withdrawl

After weeks of not having sex Lucy went through decockz from lack of intimacy

by Tastefullytrashy April 25, 2016

decockataded

To remove a man's penis and a violent matter

Who found out her boyfriend was cheating so she decockataded him

by TREAD MARK May 17, 2017

dervock

A wee place near ballymoneyou where the shop is

Ross-I'm going to Dervock shop

Norman-same

by Ningaa May 21, 2018

Deryck

He’s the best dad he’s funny and weird and loves skateboarding and farting and is the best artist and tattooed ever ! if you have a dad named deryck you’re so lucky

Deryck is the best dad ever

by Yayyaaa April 24, 2019