delco minute

A delco minute is the term used for the period of time from January 10th-February 1st every calendar year in Delaware County. In contrast to the popular term new york minute, a delco minute lasts much longer than a minute; for some, it seems to last a lifetime. The delco minute is the time period each winter when 8th graders throughout Delaware County are faced with the difficult choice of deciding which high school in the county to attend. For some, family finances dictate a need for public school. But for many other young people throughout the county, they must decide before the end of a delco minute whether or not to disgrace themselves by enrolling at an inter-ac school the next fall, or going the pure route of a Catholic Education. The delco minute ends when parents submit a deposit to a local private school, or fill out the paper work for public school. the months leading up to a delco minute can be very stressful for some; St. Joseph's Prep has become increasingly selective in recent years, and now rejects most applicants. This means that some kids are forced after January 10th to consider enrolling at inferior schools, such as Malvern Prep or Monsignor Bonner. When a student who could not get into the The Prep enrolls at Malvern, he is subsequently termed a J Crew Catholic.

It is January 10th, and I have received all my high school acceptance letters. The delco minute has formally begun, now I have to spend the rest of the month determining if I want to wear an inter-ac tuxedo or a delco tuxedo for the next four years. Since I am a Hohenzollern fascist, I think I will enroll at the Haverford School and try to get plowed in the ass for the next four years.

by the devon horse show October 31, 2011

delfie

A selfie of the dick. Sometimes referred to as a "dick pic".

Person A: "What are you doing in the bathroom, you're taking ages!"
Person B: "Just taking a delfie lol."

by dvno May 21, 2015

defoo

disavowing any kind of connection with your parents like some whiney emo pussy

He thought that defooing would solve all his problems, but he was severely disappointed when he realized he hated *himself* too

by nugget7991 December 6, 2012

Deforest

an extremely desperate freshman in highschool who remains a virgin, yet pretends to have experience, majorly annoying, and all around useless

I can't handle anymore deforests in this town.

by Shayleen Jeffus February 4, 2010

deformographate

To transfigure one object into another through unclear methods.

I deformographated rice into potatoes last night so I could drink shouchuu instead of sake.

by Aaron Chmielowiec June 14, 2004

Delbo

An object used to play with one's penis, similar to a fleshlight, usually hand made and Incorporating thee elbow. One has never been seen except by those who use them, but it's rumored existence is cause enough for concern.

John uses his delbo every night, sometimes more than once a day.

by SirKushFlakes March 28, 2017

deafophobia

the swaggiest mf you'll ever meet. he likes to reply "ok" or "k" to everything but i doubt he's doing it on purpose. Oh and he cant spell very well but he's super nice and just perfect. he's my bestie <33

have u seen deafophobia?? he's bestie's with zoraexe.

by zoraexe April 9, 2021