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Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Opinion Definition

An Opinion Definition is usually a definition of something, say a band, about peoples opinions about it. While they "sort of" define the band, they mostly talk about how great they are, or how bad they are. Urbandictionary is full of these.
Good Opinion Definition: Kottonmouth Kings are a Rapcore/Punk band located in Southern California. They're the greatest band EVER!!!

Bad Opinion Definition: Kottonmouth Kings are a dumbass wigger rap group from Southern California. Buncha fags.
by K-Yo March 6, 2007
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The Definition

The epitome of being ill or cool. It can also mean a perfect harmony of refinement and abstraction. De Stijl at it's best.
Look at the way Arthur is dressed. He's "The Definition."

Did you see that move Arthur did against that other B-Boy? That was "The Definition."

Man...Arthur's set last night was what hip-hop is all about...it was "The Definition."
by eronibus August 27, 2010
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rebuttal definition

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition
I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.
by Mr.Juan-derful November 13, 2010
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Pegging definition

Anal sex that is reveresed. Instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.
Kayla: I pegged Garrett last night, he was moaning after I finished. Pegging definition
by Jaydesthefurry September 20, 2016
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I got this definition on a mug

Now your friends will look at your mug and know you do pointless crap like go on urban dictionary, look this very definition up and buy a mug with it printed on.
Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.
by iamabeast420 October 26, 2009
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COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.
Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.
by bribo67 February 18, 2011
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