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Correctile Dysfunction

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.
He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.
by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025
mugGet the Correctile Dysfunctionmug.

Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016
mugGet the Ejectile Dysfunctionmug.

Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.
The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
mugGet the Executive Dysfunctionmug.

dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023
mugGet the dysfunctional toaster ovenmug.

Correctile Dysfunction

The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.
Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction
by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025
mugGet the Correctile Dysfunctionmug.

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024
mugGet the Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunctionmug.

erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
mugGet the erectile dysfunctionmug.

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