by Casey Moe March 2, 2009
Get the Neato Dorito mug.When ever you are a moderator and say with a southern accent, "I cant Delete Image" it sounds like "Cant Dorito Image"
by Superhero hyper August 17, 2010
Get the Cant Dorito Image mug.Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.
Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
by johnfmartino April 28, 2010
Get the Dorito Sanchez mug.A made up character in the Adventures Of The Lost Dorito. DoritoSlammer64 helps u on your quest to find the lost Doritos but turns evil in the end and you have to fight to save the lost Doritos. DoritoChomper23 the evil was cursed by DoritoSlammer64 and was a nice person before being cursed and comes back and helps you in the final battle with DoritoSlammer64
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by ZP-36363 September 23, 2016
Get the DoritoSlammer64 mug.The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
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by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
Get the Dorito Crotch mug.When you like those crispy, delectable Doritos so much that just the thought of them gives you a raging orgasm that lasts for days.
by Daddy Dorito June 11, 2018
Get the Dorito Kink mug.A wolf with a dorito face. Has an amazing child called Emz and has a fake marriage to Eclipse who makes you eat fox shit..
by Emz maybe June 14, 2018
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