Diaper Spread

Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.

My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.

I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.

I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

poopy diapey

Getting upset, cranky, whiny, bitchy, pouty, sulky, pissy, throwing tantrums or crying like a bitch over stupid things, or when things dont go their way. referring to adults acting like spoiled children that need a changin'. once the insignificant annoyance has given poopy diapey to someone, it will affect thier day and relationships with others, making tham an all around pain in the ass to be around.

GUY #1 is getting killed over and over in an online video game. He is getting uber pissed and whiny about how the internet connection is crap, the controller isnt working, the game must be broken, the tv colour is messed up, the other players have some secret cheat code...the list goes on. GUY#2 offers some advice and GUY#1 prompty snaps at him and throws the contoller and pouts.
GUY#2 remarks, "you dont have to get all poopy diapey man"

by MISSMAYHEM13 August 24, 2009

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018

diaperwad

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.

I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.

by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

cunt diaper

n. sanitary napkin (drawing on perceived similarities between feminine pads and baby diapers) Used by author Stephen King in the novel 'Gerald's Game.'

My cunt diaper leaked today, so I ruined a new pair of underwear by getting menstrual blood all over the crotch.

by Mr. Dude Man July 6, 2006