chronicles of ridiculous

another way to say that something is
ridiculous; because "that's so ridiculous!" is already
so played out; derived from the Vin Diesel (barf)
movie "Chronicles of Riddick"

Have you heard about the sequel to the
awesome movie The Sandlot, "The Sandlot 2: The Son of
the Beast"? That's going to be Chronicles of Ridiculous.

by El_Scorcho September 20, 2004

chron-chron

1. Bomb weed. A variation of chronic

Dude, let's get some chron-chron and get totally wasted.

by Brain (the real one) November 30, 2004

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

by CB June 19, 2005

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

chronic

Very strong marijuana strain with easily noticeable THC crystals, which are often mistaken for cocaine crystals by people with single figure IQ's

Guy 1: Man that chronic I bought yesterday was laced with cocaine
Guy 2: Thats not cocaine you dumbass, those are THC crystals.

by thearchitect November 25, 2007

chronchitis

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex

"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."

by Droanz January 3, 2010

Chronically Online

A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.

Often times such behavior would be considered

inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.

These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.

Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."

Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"

Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."

"You are hella chronically online man."

by icecream358 March 6, 2023